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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert Pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."One of
the others said "That's nothing. A young man lost both his arms and legs in
an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
field events in the Olympics."The third surgeon said, "You guys are
amateurs. Several years ago A cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left
to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the
United States."
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